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Cookie Policy

A clear look at the cookies we use, why we use them, and how you stay in control of them.

Last updated 18 July 2026

What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files that are placed on your computer or mobile device when you visit our website. They help us provide you with a better experience by remembering your preferences and understanding how you use our site.

How We Use Cookies

Essential cookies

These cookies are necessary for the website to function properly. They cannot be disabled.

CookiePurposeDuration
tokenUser authentication (JWT session)Session
cookie_consentStores your cookie consent preference150 days

Analytics cookies

These cookies help us understand how visitors use our website. They are only set with your consent.

CookieProviderPurposeDuration
_gaGoogle AnalyticsDistinguishes unique users2 years
_ga_*Google AnalyticsMaintains session state2 years

We use Google Analytics with IP anonymisation enabled and advertising features disabled. Google Privacy Policy.

Marketing cookies

These cookies are used to deliver relevant advertisements and track campaign performance. They are only set with your consent.

CookieProviderPurposeDuration
_fbpMeta (Facebook Pixel)Tracks visits across websites for ad targeting3 months
_fbcMeta (Facebook Pixel)Stores click identifiers from Facebook ads3 months
frMeta (Facebook)Advertising and analytics3 months
__kla_idKlaviyoIdentifies your browser so we can link site visits to our email list2 years

We use Facebook Pixel (Meta) to measure the effectiveness of our advertising. Meta Privacy Policy. We use Klaviyo for our email newsletters, and its onsite script records which pages you visit so we can send relevant email. Klaviyo Privacy Notice.

Functional cookies

These cookies enable enhanced functionality and personalisation:

  • Remembering your preferences and settings

Your Cookie Choices

Managing your preferences

You have control over which cookies you accept. You can:

  • Accept or reject non-essential cookies when you first visit our site
  • Change your preferences at any time using your browser settings
  • Delete existing cookies from your device
  • Set your browser to block future cookies

Please note that blocking certain cookies may affect your experience on our website and limit some functionality.

Browser Settings

You can control cookies through your browser settings. Here are links to cookie management for popular browsers:

Third-Party Cookies

The following third-party services may set cookies when you visit our site:

  • Google Analytics — website analytics (consent-gated). Privacy Policy
  • Meta / Facebook Pixel — advertising measurement (consent-gated). Privacy Policy
  • Klaviyo — email marketing and onsite activity (consent-gated). Privacy Notice
  • Stripe — payment processing (essential). Privacy Policy
  • Vercel — hosting and speed insights (essential). Privacy Policy

We are not responsible for the cookie practices of these third parties. Please refer to their individual privacy policies for details.

Updates to This Policy

We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or for legal reasons. We will notify you of any significant changes by posting the updated policy on our website.

Questions about cookies?

If you have any questions about our use of cookies or this Cookie Policy, please get in touch.

Email: info@simplelpa.co.uk

Address: 71–75 Shelton Street, Covent Garden, London, WC2H 9JQ

This website uses cookies to enhance the user experience. By clicking “Accept Cookies”, you agree to the storing of cookies on your device to analyse site usage. Learn more in our Cookie Policy.